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#6801 Tsubasa

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Posted 21 November 2014 - 02:21 PM

Let's change the subject....please. 


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Posted 21 November 2014 - 02:34 PM

Unwanted mental images eh? :lol: How's weather in Germany? Been raining all week here. I wish I lived in Brazil... summer all year. Speaking of Brazil, I heard Danny is dating Pepe's sister? :ninja:
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Posted 21 November 2014 - 02:35 PM

Blue sky, but quite cold. Had 4 C° this morning, now it went up to 9 C°. Not baaaaad. 


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Posted 21 November 2014 - 02:36 PM

+30 here :ninja:


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#6805 Tsubasa

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Posted 21 November 2014 - 02:38 PM

+30 would also be too much for me, if it's constantly that hot. 25 C° all day, everyday. I'd sign that contract. 


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Posted 21 November 2014 - 02:40 PM

Beats negative temperatures every time :P It's not even that hot though. Especially since there's a light breeze all the time.


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Posted 21 November 2014 - 02:43 PM

Well, having the ocean right at your doorstep comes in handy :P


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Posted 21 November 2014 - 03:42 PM

Indeed! Last week I even had a pleasure of swimming in the ocean at night, with all the glowing plankton around me. Unbelievable view and great experience, too bad I didn't have my camera with me. Looked something like this:

 

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Posted 21 November 2014 - 04:27 PM

I must be one of the few people to prefer below-zero temperatures over hot ones. Mostly because they allow me to see all my friends who keep mocking me for not being able to stand heat break on the inside as the frost destroys their puny bodies.


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Posted 21 November 2014 - 06:40 PM

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I present you: The Tower of Beer

 

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Posted 21 November 2014 - 07:50 PM

One for all and all for me!

 

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Posted 21 November 2014 - 10:03 PM

all that beer....... I miss 'Schlaaaaaaaaaaaand  :cry:

 

That would cost me hundreds of dollars here, no exaggeration


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Posted 21 November 2014 - 10:52 PM

all that beer....... I miss 'Schlaaaaaaaaaaaand  :cry:

 

That would cost me hundreds of dollars here, no exaggeration

53eur :P


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Posted 22 November 2014 - 05:03 AM

Teo's prepared for the weekend, I see :D

 

To stay on the topic of drinking, I present you French black magic:

 

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Posted 22 November 2014 - 01:48 PM

Diary of a Pom in Australia

 

August 31st Just got transferred with work into our new home in Karratha, Western Australia!! Now this is a town that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! I watched the sunset from a deck chair on the verandah It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

 

September 13th: Really heating up. Got to 35 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshiper.

 

September 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots of palms and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

 

October 10th The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least today it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.

 

October 15th: Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

 

October 20th: I missed Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $3,000 leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Wiskettes and cat shit. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.

 

October 25th: The wind sucks. It feels like a giant f**king blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the blink and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needed to order parts.

 

October 30th: Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. Bloody $300,000 house and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?

November 4th: It's 38 degrees. Finally got the ol' air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 25, but the bloody humidity makes the house feel like it's about 30. Stupid repairman. I hate this stupid f**king place.

 

November 8th: If another wise arse cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to f**king throttle him. f**king heat! By the time I get to work the car's radiator was boiling over, my clothes are soakin f**king wet, and I smell like baked cat!!

 

November 9th: Tried to run some messages after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my f**king arse was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and my f**king arse. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried arse, and baked cat.

 

November 10th: The weather report might as well be a f**king recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and f**king sunny. It's been too hot to do anything for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this damn f**king place? Water rationing will be next, so my $2,000 worth of palms just might dry up and blow into the f**king pool. Even the palms can't live in this f**king heat.

 

November 14th: Welcome to Australia!!! Temperature got to 41 today. Now the air-conditioner's gone in my car. The repairman came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail my arse out of jail for assaulting the stupid f**ker. F**king Karratha! What kind of a sick demented f**king idiot would want to live here?

 

December 1st: WHAT????? This is the first day of Summer???? You are f**king kidding


Edited by werner, 22 November 2014 - 01:50 PM.

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Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:21 PM

What a sooky cunt, mate. 


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Posted Today, 03:35 AM

Teo's prepared for the weekend, I see :D

 

To stay on the topic of drinking, I present you French black magic:

 

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Holy that looks disgusting 


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Posted Today, 03:41 AM

Haha, that's Pastis for you. Mix it with water, and it becomes milky. Mix it with cola (the French would probably kill me for doing that), and it looks like oil! Pretty refreshing, but the anise taste becomes annoying after 4 or 5 glasses.


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Posted Today, 04:58 AM

Its 32 degrees blue skies when I finish work, so I go to the beach.

 

Within half an hour of my arrival its about 24 degrees and storming.

 

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Posted Today, 05:16 AM

Could have gone windsurfing!


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Posted Today, 05:49 AM

Or even better, kitesurfing!


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Posted Today, 08:12 AM

 

Fucking Aussies :D "Piss off, ya cunt. I'm tryna to get to the pub to meet me mates". 


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Posted Today, 08:41 AM

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Posted Today, 09:52 AM

All true.


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Posted Today, 10:07 AM

The GK is the fattest one or the girl....


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Posted Today, 10:36 AM

Due to hockey culture people in North America actually like playing goalkeeper.... myself being one of those people.


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Posted Today, 10:47 AM

I was always fascinated by goalkeeping, so I always volunteered despite not being a fat kid. And I was the only one crazy enough to actually dive on gravel or even asphalt. But yea, the opponents usually had the fat kid in goal. 


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Posted Today, 10:47 AM

To conclude our dogs vs cats debate, i'm going to say that mirrors are better than both dogs and cats.

 

 

This video also shows that cats have some serious psychological problems. They see themselves in the mirror and go into aggro mode instantly and want to fight, when most puppies just want to play.


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Posted Today, 10:51 AM

I was always fascinated by goalkeeping, so I always volunteered despite not being a fat kid. And I was the only one crazy enough to actually dive on gravel or even asphalt. But yea, the opponents usually had the fat kid in goal. 

 

 

Lies.


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Posted Today, 11:00 AM

Lies.

 

 

No, truth! I swear on me mum. 


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Posted Today, 11:12 AM

The GK is the fattest one or the girl....

That's true as well :D I once had an absolutely stellar performance as a goalie when our street played against the team from the other street :lol: You know, neighbourhood rivalry and stuff! They had some kids from some shite youth team, those types that think they're world stars or something. I bet it was quite embarrassing for one of them to have their last minute chance saved in a one on one situation by a girl muahahaha. THE highlight of my football career for sure :lol:
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Posted Today, 11:14 AM

In 4th grade a girl once scored against me. She took a penalty and because she was a girl in 4th grade, I didn't even bother going for the ball. She barely hit the ball with her two left feet, but somehow it ended up hitting the post and went in from there. I was never the same after that. 


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Posted Today, 11:52 AM

Your experiences sound suspiciously similar :lol:


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Posted Today, 12:41 PM

It was just in our school yard. I never made it into the infamous Lithuanian street scene  :ninja:


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Posted Today, 12:48 PM

Oh and that was more like 6th or 7th grade :P Lithuania was so ghetto back in the 90s :lol:


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