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#6481 Tsubasa

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Posted 12 October 2014 - 12:27 AM

Lorde is pretty young, we try not to sexualize her. 


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Posted 12 October 2014 - 12:29 AM

She is 17. I am 21. She is inside the "half your age + 7" social contract.


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Posted 12 October 2014 - 12:45 AM

If I were attracted to her I'd sexualize her all I want and I fall outside that equation... but I like her lyrics anyway, they're better than the usual glamour, bitches & blow subjects you get from the Top 40 'artists'. 


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Posted 12 October 2014 - 12:53 AM

Lorde sexy? Hahaa. Okay.


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Posted 12 October 2014 - 01:36 AM

She wears shit makeup all the time but other than that.


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Posted 12 October 2014 - 04:46 AM

They have broader tastes down in Oz.... I guess they have to considering their options (or lack theorof).


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Posted 12 October 2014 - 09:40 AM

She's not ugly for sure.


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Posted 12 October 2014 - 10:19 AM

They have broader tastes down in Oz.... I guess they have to considering their options (or lack theorof).

 

Because Canada is known for its Women. Lol

 

Our women are fanfuckingtastic.


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Posted 12 October 2014 - 10:35 AM

I feel I should add to the animosity with a controversial opinion, but nothing comes to mind.


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Posted 12 October 2014 - 12:39 PM

Just be reassured in the fact that 10% of the Dutch population is more beautiful than 100% of both Canadian & Australian populations 

 

 

Because Canada is known for its Women. Lol

 

Our women are fanfuckingtastic.

 

Quebec women are the best in North America and that means better than Australian too


Edited by MaximusMeyer, 12 October 2014 - 12:39 PM.

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Posted 15 October 2014 - 06:59 PM

German lesson for you guys: 

 


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Posted 16 October 2014 - 03:34 PM

This is another great German Facebook page:

 

https://www.facebook...ndefrei?fref=ts

 

It copies the NPD campaign rhetoric and imagery, but replaces anything pertaining to foreigners/immigrants with dogs.

 

"Hundikulti war von Anfang an zum Scheitern verurteilt! Für ein freies Deutschland ohne Hunde!"

 

"Hundegeld? Ihr werdet doch von der Hündischen Weltverschwörung bezahlt!"

 

And they say German humour does not exist.


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Posted 16 October 2014 - 03:59 PM

Haha, some of it is hilarious. "Deutsche! Wehrt Euch! Kauft nicht bei Hunden!", with the Japanese dog in the shopping window. 

 

 

I'm not sure if I should like the page though. I have so many crazy dog lovers in the family, they won't understand the humour (often the case with some Germans) and think I'm some kind of dog hater. Then again, who cares :P


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Posted 17 October 2014 - 07:52 AM

Off to Northern Germany tomorrow for four days, because I hadn't had enough vacation yet :P


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Posted 17 October 2014 - 07:58 AM

Do you even work bro!


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Posted 17 October 2014 - 07:59 AM

 

But yes, I do. 


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Posted 17 October 2014 - 08:31 AM

Whereabouts in North Germany?


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Posted 17 October 2014 - 08:49 AM

Norddeich (Norden) once again :D


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Posted 17 October 2014 - 01:19 PM

Latin American women > Canadian women.   


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Posted 17 October 2014 - 01:35 PM

Ay papi. 

 

 

What about Latin American Canadian women?


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Posted 17 October 2014 - 02:02 PM

Latin Canadian women  :O


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Posted 17 October 2014 - 02:26 PM

Latin American women are also fucking psychotic. All of them.


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Posted 17 October 2014 - 02:29 PM

It will be a "fun" Bundesliga weekend.

Deutsche Bahn on strike whole weekend long..... With a last-minute warning (it was announced today)

I guess it will affect the attendances.


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Posted 17 October 2014 - 03:11 PM

Haha, some of it is hilarious. "Deutsche! Wehrt Euch! Kauft nicht bei Hunden!", with the Japanese dog in the shopping window. 

 

 

I'm not sure if I should like the page though. I have so many crazy dog lovers in the family, they won't understand the humour (often the case with some Germans) and think I'm some kind of dog hater. Then again, who cares :P

 

No offence, but why are German always such pussies when it comes to liking Facebook pages? :lol:


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Posted 17 October 2014 - 03:35 PM

No offence, but why are German always such pussies when it comes to liking Facebook pages? :lol:

 

People be hatin'


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Posted 17 October 2014 - 03:43 PM

People be hatin'

INDIZIERT.


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Posted 17 October 2014 - 03:57 PM

The Ordnungsamt will get me!


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Posted 18 October 2014 - 06:21 AM

Off to Northern Germany tomorrow for four days, because I hadn't had enough vacation yet :P

Pop into the HSV fan shop for a Lasogga shirt?


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Posted 18 October 2014 - 06:36 AM

Norddeich (Norden) once again :D

 

Der Friese trinkt wenig, aber dafür oft und dann viel :D

 


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Posted 18 October 2014 - 06:44 AM

Pop into the HSV fan shop for a Lasogga shirt?

 

How about no?! :P

 

 

Der Friese trinkt wenig, aber dafür oft und dann viel :D

 

 

Classic. I always think of that when I travel up there. Visited his old house, which is now a museum, in Emden as well :D


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Posted 18 October 2014 - 06:56 AM

I've re-watched Otto – Der Außerfriesische yesterday, still brilliant :D Completely nuts, but brilliant.


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Posted 18 October 2014 - 08:08 AM

Sorry, but Otto is not funny at all :P
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Posted 18 October 2014 - 09:04 AM

I'm really starting to like classical music ...

 


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Posted 18 October 2014 - 10:08 AM

Sorry, but Otto is not funny at all :P

 

You're too young to appreciate it :P :D


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Posted 18 October 2014 - 11:16 AM

Nah, I doubt that's the reason :D

 

There's much old comedy stuff that I love


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Posted 18 October 2014 - 05:38 PM

I'm really starting to like classical music ...

 

 

Utterly repulsive.... short hair, covered with ink, fake breasts... she is mentally damaged.

 

I will take my Mozart a la carte, thank you very much.


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Posted 18 October 2014 - 05:39 PM

Utterly repulsive.... short hair, covered with ink, fake breasts... she is mentally damaged.

 

I will take my Mozart a la carte, thank you very much.

Hahahah, I knew you were gonna post this.


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Posted Yesterday, 04:36 PM

Couldn't find the Bayer Leverkusen thread. I post this here 

 

Calhanoglu-Interview im ASS - "Beweg disch nischt, sonst erschiess isch disch!"  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 

2 minutes before the end of the video.

 

http://sportstudio.zdf.de/

 

 

 


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