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#4681 Kloppische

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Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:51 PM

lol rotfl wtf wut lol afk


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Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:56 PM


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Posted 07 March 2014 - 11:04 PM

So I nearly got cleaned up by a guy driving down the wrong side of the road when turning at an intersection. That was a thing. 


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Posted 07 March 2014 - 11:08 PM

So I nearly got cleaned up by a guy driving down the wrong side of the road when turning at an intersection. That was a thing. 

 

Duh, it's Australia. Everyone's driving on the wrong side of the road. 


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#4685 Danny-Boy

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Posted 07 March 2014 - 11:12 PM

But if everyone is doing it then its safe. If 1 person is on the "right' side. They are gonna fuck some shit up.


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Posted 08 March 2014 - 08:49 AM

That must have been really scary! Thankfully nothing bad happened. I was once came close to a collision with another car and was really stressed for some time afterwards.


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Posted 08 March 2014 - 09:09 AM

I didn't have time to break because by the time I saw him I was right in front so I just kept riding all the way across the road and on to the footpath.


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Posted 08 March 2014 - 09:10 AM

Fortunately there were no cars on the other side of the road!


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Posted 08 March 2014 - 09:16 AM

Well I was at an intersection on 2 very skinny and quiet roads turning left. (so its like turning right in Germany) so I only looked to my right for traffic because I wasn't riding across any lanes. So I start the turn look up and see a large ute coming down my side because there was a parked car on his side, so I just rode across him because there was no time for either of us to break.


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Posted 08 March 2014 - 11:14 AM

I went to do the grocery shopping in the neighbourhood and all strangers have been exceptionally considerate, nice and polite. It's almost spooky. Must be the wonderful weather. I might even go jogging in the park :)

P.S. And no, I didn't wake up in Canada :D


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Posted 08 March 2014 - 03:13 PM

Danny - BRAKE not break!


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Posted 08 March 2014 - 03:42 PM

What a nice summer day this is.


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Posted 08 March 2014 - 06:56 PM

Great weather today indeed. Can't wait for the real summer! 


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Posted 09 March 2014 - 04:08 AM

Indeed, great summer day today, just like everyday :D +30, sunny, a light breeze from the ocean.
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Posted 09 March 2014 - 08:22 AM

Indeed, great summer day today, just like everyday :D +30, sunny, a light breeze from the ocean.

 

WHY HAVEN'T YOU CONGRATULATED OUR FINE TEAM ANA MANAGER FOR THE FANTASTIC RESULT ON SATURDAY!? :lol:


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Posted 09 March 2014 - 08:55 AM

Sent him a personalised postcard :lol: too busy enjoying my holiday to care about football :P
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Posted 09 March 2014 - 09:21 AM

Never to busy to worry about football. Or be happy about it as the case may be.


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Posted 09 March 2014 - 09:36 AM

Meh. I used to think like that, but my priorities slightly changed with time.
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Posted 09 March 2014 - 09:40 AM

Football is the most important thing in the world.  :ninja:


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Posted 09 March 2014 - 03:56 PM

Meh. I used to think like that, but my priorities slightly changed with time.

 


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Posted 09 March 2014 - 05:33 PM

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Posted 09 March 2014 - 07:40 PM

:D

 

 

 

This made me laugh today:

 

https://vine.co/v/MqiD6mQWlYv

 

That must be some good stuff he's sniffing. TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT


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Posted 10 March 2014 - 05:24 AM

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For the first time in ages, I didn't see a Bundesliga match, not one, this weekend. :drink: :drink: :drink: ... Now that's a real beer. Looks like somebody works for 6.6 hours, finally. :D


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Posted 10 March 2014 - 08:57 AM

You missed the matchday so you can have a beer at the pub?   :huh:


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Posted 10 March 2014 - 09:10 AM

Well, as you know, Bundesliga is not trending here in Ethiopia, and I saw matches alone in my home. This week I felt like some catching up with friends (football hater friends, that is) :drink: ... and actually yesterday, I had some work to take care of since I feel like being in a relaxing mood in the weekdays for once. So, that makes it the first matchday in like four years or so that I didn't see anything. I will try to see the highlights and goals later on today.


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Posted 10 March 2014 - 03:09 PM

 

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Posted 10 March 2014 - 05:06 PM

What a lovely day today again. I was outside all afternoon, sitting at a kiosk at the river, in the sun, reading my book.... LOVELY. Long may the good weather continue!


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Posted 10 March 2014 - 05:09 PM

Sounds like you're still living in the 60'.

 

Your post should look like this:

 

 

What a lovely day today again. I was inside all afternoon, sitting at my desk in front of computer, no sun, reading a pdf file.... LOVELY. Long may the good internet connection continue!


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Posted 10 March 2014 - 05:11 PM

Or me 3-4 years ago:

 

 

What a lovely day today again. I was inside all afternoon, sitting at the computer, looking at youporn*, playing The Sims... LOVELY. Long may the self-destruction continue!

 

 

* this may or may not still be the case.


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Posted 10 March 2014 - 09:39 PM

Youporn? I guess foreigners aren't so different after all. :ninja:


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Posted 10 March 2014 - 09:41 PM

What a lovely day today again. I was outside all afternoon, sitting at a kiosk at the river, in the sun, reading my book.... LOVELY. Long may the good weather continue!

 

I worked all day, and when I went home the weather turned all wet and stormy. :glare:


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Posted 11 March 2014 - 01:48 AM

What book are you reading, Tsubs?
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Posted 11 March 2014 - 04:08 AM

Youporn weekly magazine.


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Posted 11 March 2014 - 07:24 AM

What book are you reading, Tsubs?

 

12 Years A Slave by Solomon Northup :)


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Posted 11 March 2014 - 11:20 AM

 

 

Beautiful. WE HAVE TO GO BACK, KATE!


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Posted 11 March 2014 - 04:15 PM

Noticing today it's funny how nostalgia presents itself sometimes. Sitting here having a late breakfast and would give anything for Canada to carry Mühlen Mett or any equivalent in my grocery store. I have my pumpernickel rye, my Emmentaler, some boiled eggs...but where is my fucking Zwiebelmett? :shakehead: Same with Müsli...sad times when a 1 Euro bag of Ja! Müsli with my beloved banana chips is a strong craving. Breakfast woes :lol:


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Posted 11 March 2014 - 04:34 PM

Zwiebelmett, yummy. Nothing better than a good ol' Mettbrötchen. 


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Posted 11 March 2014 - 05:12 PM

12 Years A Slave by Solomon Northup :)

 

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 05:15 PM

:lol:


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Posted 11 March 2014 - 07:38 PM

Noticing today it's funny how nostalgia presents itself sometimes. Sitting here having a late breakfast and would give anything for Canada to carry Mühlen Mett or any equivalent in my grocery store. I have my pumpernickel rye, my Emmentaler, some boiled eggs...but where is my fucking Zwiebelmett? :shakehead: Same with Müsli...sad times when a 1 Euro bag of Ja! Müsli with my beloved banana chips is a strong craving. Breakfast woes :lol:

Whereabout in Germany have you lived?

 

Aren't there alternatives to those things? 

 

But I know the feeling. When I go back to Bulgaria I start looking for my regular German groceries, even though the food out there is pretty good.


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