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#10521 nudge

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 07:43 PM

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 09:15 PM

Saw Benedikt Höwedes today in Düsseldorf's Altstadt  :biggrin:


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Posted 28 August 2016 - 09:29 PM

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Credit goes to Hoffenheim fans for their banners at the stadium today  :lol:

 

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"El Plastico"

 

"Den Fußball zestört nur einer, Hoffe und sonst keiner"

 

"Grüße an die 4 Sky-Zuschauer"

 

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:


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Posted 28 August 2016 - 09:40 PM

#raufasertapete  :lol:  That's genius. 


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Posted 28 August 2016 - 09:45 PM

Hoffenheim fans are now officially the best & coolest.


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Posted 28 August 2016 - 10:30 PM

Sooo... translation?  :blush2:


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Posted 29 August 2016 - 05:51 AM

"Zum Glück schaut keiner" = "Luckily nobody's watching"

 

"We want back on our thrown

Germany's most hated club

TSG 18,99 € Hoppenheim"

 

"Kommerzverein kann nicht jeder sein - Scheiss RBL" = "Not everyone can be a plastic club"

 

"chocolate drink instead of red bull - you asshole!"

 

"Hello, take the #RAUFASERTAPETE"

 

"Den Fußball zestört nur einer, Hoffe und sonst keiner" = "Only one (club) destroys football; Hoffenheim and nobody else."

 

"Grüße an die 4 Sky-Zuschauer!" = "Greetings to our 4 men sky audience!"

 

"Money rules the world."

 

"The future united in the entire stadion

Restore our hate."

 

"Assholes without tradition inside the stadion"

 

Pfohlenelf = BMG's XI

Kohlen€lf = Money XI (nice pun!)

 

"Only Sandhausen does still hate us like In the past."

 

"Dietmar Hopp - Mäzen mit Herz

 RB - der wahre Kommerz"

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"Dietmar Hopp - patron with heart

 RB - the true commerce"


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Posted 29 August 2016 - 01:49 PM

http://www.bild.de/s...49234.bild.html

 

Will PSG rescue Volkswagen?


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Posted 29 August 2016 - 04:26 PM

Awesome, thanks Bender!
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Posted 29 August 2016 - 10:27 PM

I don't get the Hoffenheim jab- can someone elaborate on why they're destroying Bundesliga football?
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Posted 29 August 2016 - 11:26 PM

I don't get the Hoffenheim jab- can someone elaborate on why they're destroying Bundesliga football?

 

Imagine if your local 5th division side became a top flight football club because a software tycoon.

 

Now imagine you aren't American and history and values are more important to you than titles and branding :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:


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Posted 30 August 2016 - 08:31 AM

Imagine if your local 5th division side became a top flight football club because a software tycoon.

 

Now imagine you aren't American and history and values are more important to you than titles and branding :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

:lol: You are such a cunt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love you. :wub:


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Posted 30 August 2016 - 10:07 AM

Imagine if your local 5th division side became a top flight football club because a software tycoon.

 

 

Well, it's not just that. It's the also that Dietmar Hopp is a major cunt, and Hoffenheim wasn't even his first choice to become his toy. 


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Posted 30 August 2016 - 10:46 AM

Well, it's not just that. It's the also that Dietmar Hopp is a major cunt, and Hoffenheim wasn't even his first choice to become his toy. 

Why is he a major cunt? Who was hs first choice?


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Posted 30 August 2016 - 11:25 AM

Well, it's not just that. It's the also that Dietmar Hopp is a major cunt, and Hoffenheim wasn't even his first choice to become his toy. 

 

 

I agree, but that is a personal thing, not a strike I have against the club really.


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Posted 30 August 2016 - 11:31 AM

Why is he a major cunt? Who was hs first choice?

 

 

 

Well, he's full of himself and can't take criticism. He also makes sure they print his name in big fucking letters on everything he donates. Also, I remember reading that he's a full-on prick (to employees etc.) when it comes to running his company. 

 

And secondly: 

 

http://www.totalfoot...1415/?p=1577787


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Posted 30 August 2016 - 04:41 PM

So if I happen to be a rich asshole and invest €3.2 billion in Ingolstadt would I become hated right away? :lol:
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Posted 30 August 2016 - 04:53 PM

There's a difference between being a sponsor/investor and a full-on sole owner of the club although it's not allowed by regulations. As an example - Kühne in HSV vs. Hopp in Hoffenheim. 


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Posted 30 August 2016 - 11:44 PM

So if I happen to be a rich asshole and invest €3.2 billion in Ingolstadt would I become hated right away? :lol:

 

If you invested in Bonn or Willy Wacker or some obscure shit and signed players 2 leagues too good and plastered your label over everything, yeah, there would be enmity


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Posted 31 August 2016 - 08:37 AM

So if I happen to be a rich asshole and invest €3.2 billion in Ingolstadt would I become hated right away? :lol:

You happened to be a rich asshole, it would be rational to hate you per definition.


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Posted 01 September 2016 - 04:29 PM

You happened to be a rich asshole, it would be rational to hate you per definition.

well shit :(
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Posted 01 September 2016 - 04:55 PM

I think i wrote "If you happened to be....".

Did my auto correction have a stroke as usual or did a mod edit my post?

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Posted 02 September 2016 - 02:28 PM

I'm curious to know, do multi-purpose stadiums (like Olympiastadion) ruin your fan experience? I can't fathom having to be farther away from the pitch just because there's an 8 lane track.
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Posted 02 September 2016 - 03:03 PM

I hate it, too.

Ruins the atmosphere as well as the view.


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Posted 02 September 2016 - 03:24 PM

Weserstadion used to have an athletics track before the renovation, the atmosphere is definitely better without it. 


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Posted 03 September 2016 - 02:44 PM

This morning, the city where my current residence is, was rocked by an earthquake. It was the tiniest thing I've ever felt, of course we were on the very fringe of a magnitude 5.6 earthquake elsewhere. I was sleeping while it happened and when I woke up to my pictures, tv and door rattling I thought I was going crazy! :lol:
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Posted 04 September 2016 - 02:54 AM

Dude that's nuts. I've never been in an earthquake, and tbh they rather freak me the hell out. You can run from a tornado, but there is nowhere you can hide from an earthquake.
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Posted 04 September 2016 - 02:06 PM

I only experienced an earthquake once when I was 7, I believe it was this one: 

 

https://en.wikipedia...mond_earthquake


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Posted 04 September 2016 - 03:11 PM

We felt a 5.2 magnitude earthquake in LT back in 2004 (the epicenter was in Königsberg), it only lasted for about 2 minutes and it felt funny.  


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Posted 05 September 2016 - 04:48 PM

The owner of my local pub is on vacation now, and I have the keys to the pub! Anyone interested in a private party? :P


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Posted 05 September 2016 - 04:52 PM

Oh yessssss, I'm coming over :D 


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Posted 05 September 2016 - 04:55 PM

Neat! There's loads of whisky in there too :D


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Posted 05 September 2016 - 05:03 PM

Brilliant haha. Travel costs might just be worth it then  :biggrin:


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Posted 06 September 2016 - 09:03 AM

This thread is back to were is was two years ago and before.


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Posted 06 September 2016 - 10:17 AM

And where was that?


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Posted 06 September 2016 - 01:33 PM

It was basically: alcoholism - the thread

Everyone was just blogging about what beverage they were drinking and posting pic of beer bottles.


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Posted 06 September 2016 - 01:44 PM

Hey, it's better than talking about weather :P


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Posted 06 September 2016 - 06:18 PM

Alcoholism, please. Nobody here is an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings and shit. 


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Posted 06 September 2016 - 06:26 PM

If Nudge is seriously coming over then Im coming as well!

 

So, when and where?


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Posted 06 September 2016 - 06:30 PM

Here you go, my friend: https://www.facebook.com/ZiegelEck

 

 

I also run that facebook site. So technically I pretty much own half of that pub already :P


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