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#29481 Paul the Yid

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Posted Yesterday, 04:07 AM

My mum is from Sunderland, so heading up to see some family and show the wife a bit more of the country. Are you going to try the K1 visa?
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Posted Yesterday, 04:07 AM

3 more shifts at work before a nice 2 months off, 8 more days and I'll be back in the best part of England

 

What do you do over here?


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Posted Yesterday, 04:09 AM

He jerks of punks under the Brooklyn bridge for $15 a go
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#29484 Harpoon

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Posted Yesterday, 04:15 AM

Thats a weird thing to say. 

 

Was it hard finding your way in America for the guys from the UK? Seems like it would be daunting coming over here by yourself trying to figure out what to do and where to live if you didn't know anyone. 


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#29485 Paul the Yid

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Posted Yesterday, 04:41 AM

The subtitle differences in language and culture were the difficult parts for me. That and people trying to mimic my accent. I've been here 11 years now and it has got very old and very tiresome.
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#29486 Shinkansen

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Posted Yesterday, 04:52 AM

The subtitle differences in language and culture were the difficult parts for me. That and people trying to mimic my accent. I've been here 11 years now and it has got very old and very tiresome.

My god they speak the same language. Try moving to a foreign country :lol:
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#29487 Pardew Out

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Posted Yesterday, 05:08 AM

My mum is from Sunderland, so heading up to see some family and show the wife a bit more of the country. Are you going to try the K1 visa?

Nah going to tie the knot  

What do you do over here?

CNC machining, make loads of stuff for the oilfields
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#29488 Bluewolf

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Posted Yesterday, 08:07 AM

Well done Chelsea for last night....

 

And by that I actually mean my daughter Chelsea who came back with her boyfriend last night and managed to get in the house at about 2:30am without waking anybody up then proceeded to fall asleep with him on the sofa while the bloke delivering a take away they ordered was left to knock, and knock, and knock until the dogs started kicking off and everybody else was awake in the house at 3:30am... It was muggins here that had to go and answer the door while they slept soundly through it all...


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#29489 Shinkansen

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Posted Yesterday, 08:13 AM

Well done Chelsea for last night....

 

And by that I actually mean my daughter Chelsea who came back with her boyfriend last night and managed to get in the house at about 2:30am without waking anybody up then proceeded to fall asleep with him on the sofa while the bloke delivering a take away they ordered was left to knock, and knock, and knock until the dogs started kicking off and everybody else was awake in the house at 3:30am... It was muggins here that had to go and answer the door while they slept soundly through it all...

 

Boyfriend sounds a bit lame. You would have found me in a far more awkward position.


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#29490 Bluewolf

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Posted Yesterday, 08:21 AM

Boyfriend sounds a bit lame. You would have found me in a far more awkward position.

 

They know the rules.. Rules are important and if you ever met me you would understand following a few simple rules in my house is preferable to the other side of my good nature...


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Posted Yesterday, 08:22 AM

They know the rules.. Rules are important and if you ever met me you would understand following a few simple rules in my house is preferable to the other side of my good nature...

 

Good man. I must remember to stop mentioning your daughters, but the fact I mention them means you've done very well.


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#29492 Zola the Magician

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Posted Yesterday, 08:25 AM

Bluewolf gonna cut your curly hair TNT


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Posted Yesterday, 08:38 AM

Good man. I must remember to stop mentioning your daughters, but the fact I mention them means you've done very well.

 

I don't take offense, It's only a bit of banter as long as it doesn't get out of hand..

 

Bluewolf gonna cut your curly hair TNT

 

Might straighten it out a bit.. :lol:


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Posted Yesterday, 09:00 AM

I don't take offense, It's only a bit of banter as long as it doesn't get out of hand..

 

 

Might straighten it out a bit.. :lol:

 

I've straightened it before. Looks..... interesting.


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Posted Yesterday, 09:38 AM

Least you got a mid evening snack out of it Bluewolf.
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Posted Yesterday, 09:45 AM

I've straightened it before. Looks..... interesting.

 

Proof


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Posted Yesterday, 09:50 AM

Least you got a mid evening snack out of it Bluewolf.

 

If I was a horrible dad I could have just shared it out with the other half and let them sleep through.. :lol:


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Posted Yesterday, 10:17 AM

Out on a Tuesday night, very irresponsible behaviour

Edited by Storts, Yesterday, 10:18 AM.

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Posted Yesterday, 10:18 AM

Out on a Tuesday night, very irresponsible behaviour

 

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Posted Yesterday, 11:19 AM

If I was a horrible dad I could have just shared it out with the other half and let them sleep through.. :lol:

That is definitely what I would have done. What was it, pizza?


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Posted Yesterday, 11:24 AM

That is definitely what I would have done. What was it, pizza?

 

No, Some Thia Curry stuff or something... If it had been pizza I think half would have been gone just to cover the doorman fees..


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Posted Yesterday, 05:12 PM

I've never felt chill like this, sheffield must be the coldest place on the planet
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Posted Yesterday, 05:14 PM

I've never felt chill like this, sheffield must be the coldest place on the planet

It's close, but it's no Huddersfield.
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Posted Yesterday, 05:42 PM

I hate the North, it's so grim
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Posted Yesterday, 05:43 PM

I've never felt chill like this, sheffield must be the coldest place on the planet

winter is coming.
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Posted Yesterday, 06:05 PM

winter is coming.

 

Downvoted for game of thrones reference.


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Posted Yesterday, 07:44 PM

It's close, but it's no Huddersfield.

Yup since moving up to Huddersfield I have found it to be very cold. Storts it ain't all grim up north you know.
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Posted Yesterday, 11:35 PM

Cambiasso with hair doesn't look right.


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Posted Today, 12:28 AM

I fucking hate people that can't do a simple thing such as putting their hand in front of their mouths, when they cough. 

 

At work, the woman working in front of me has been doing this crap since the first day I've arrived and I swear I haven't got completely better of the flu by now because of this. 

 

It's a shame that most Portuguese lack the basics of good manners. 


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#29511 Thibaut

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Posted Today, 12:45 AM

I fucking hate people that can't do a simple thing such as putting their hand in front of their mouths, when they cough. 

 

At work, the woman working in front of me has been doing this crap since the first day I've arrived and I swear I haven't got completely better of the flu by now because of this. 

 

It's a shame that most Portuguese lack the basics of good manners. 

Just ask her to cover her mouth when she coughs? Can't fix something if you don't realize you're doing it wrong


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#29512 Paul the Yid

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Posted Today, 01:25 AM

People need to be told if they are being uncivilized, if they aren't told then they don't know to change. My wife gets embarrassed if we're out and about and I say something to people with out basic manners. It just annoys me so much.
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Posted Today, 03:48 AM

http://offtheleashdo...ene-weingarten/

 

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#29514 Keely

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Posted Today, 11:58 AM

Snow here again and I thought we had the last of it last week.
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Posted Today, 12:48 PM

I fucking hate people that can't do a simple thing such as putting their hand in front of their mouths, when they cough. 

 

At work, the woman working in front of me has been doing this crap since the first day I've arrived and I swear I haven't got completely better of the flu by now because of this. 

 

It's a shame that most Portuguese lack the basics of good manners. 

And lack the common sense to speak up to fix said issues.


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Posted Today, 01:52 PM

Just ask her to cover her mouth when she coughs? Can't fix something if you don't realize you're doing it wrong

 

 

And lack the common sense to speak up to fix said issues.

 

There's a good reason why I haven't told her anything yet: because she's being helping me a lot with the stuff I deal with. She could take it the wrong way and the help could stop (and I still need her guidance, considering that my current work has nothing to do with my degree).

 

Don't think that telling someone they are being uncivilized does anything on the long term, either. The person gets embarrassed at first and then tries to act the correct way, but they are so used to do it wrong that they return to the old habit quickly.


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