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#28641 SirBalon

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Posted 15 December 2014 - 09:05 PM

This is funny...
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#28642 Keely

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Posted 17 December 2014 - 04:59 PM

Not happy at all. Did a five hour shift as a pot washer and the manager has only tired to say I did three. Needless to say I've told my agency this. 

 

Did get a free meal and a few drinks. I also had to go into town and as the ticket machine was broke. I got on the bus for free. 


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Posted 17 December 2014 - 05:16 PM

Not happy at all. Did a five hour shift as a pot washer and the manager has only tired to say I did three. Needless to say I've told my agency this. 

 

Did get a free meal and a few drinks. I also had to go into town and as the ticket machine was broke. I got on the bus for free. 

 

The warehouse I was working at for a week or so tried to say I had done over 20 hours less than I had actually worked. Agency quickly sorted then wankers out.


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#28644 Keely

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Posted 17 December 2014 - 06:34 PM

The warehouse I was working at for a week or so tried to say I had done over 20 hours less than I had actually worked. Agency quickly sorted then wankers out.

 

It is just annoying. Think they were hoping I would not notice. I fucking worked harder than most today. The other temp thought she was better than me as she worked the same job yesterday. 


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#28645 Cannabis

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Posted 17 December 2014 - 06:59 PM

You should work at my place, did 20 minutes over-time and got paid for 5 hours. 

 

Winning  :drink: .


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#28646 Moaty

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Posted 17 December 2014 - 07:04 PM

Don't know whether I'm coming or going with my leg. Was looking better after last Monday and today the specialist seen it and he has given me anti biotics and said if they don't work they're removing all of the metal which will mean a long stint in hospital (again) and more time off my feet and off work. Takes the piss big time.
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#28647 Thibaut

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Posted 18 December 2014 - 12:27 AM

Finally! At the airport and I should be in London on the next 8 hours.
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#28648 Makarios

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Posted 18 December 2014 - 12:52 AM

 

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 

3:24 was just L.O.L


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#28649 carefreeluke

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Posted 18 December 2014 - 02:25 AM

Finally! At the airport and I should be in London on the next 8 hours.

Probably the best sort of time to be in London in my opinion. In saying that a hot summer's day with a few beers would beat that but the British weather is not something you can rely on. :lol: What are your plans mate? How long you here for?
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#28650 Shinkansen

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Posted 18 December 2014 - 08:43 AM

Finally! At the airport and I should be in London on the next 8 hours.

 

I'm sorry to hear that.

 

This time tomorrow I will be starting my own journey back home. Crazy.


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#28651 Cark

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Posted 18 December 2014 - 01:00 PM

Seen pictures of Martin Place on Facebook, it's a terrible reason as to why the flowers are there but I'd love to go back to Sydney for a day just to see the flowers at Martin Place.


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#28652 JoshBRFC

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Posted 18 December 2014 - 07:36 PM

 

Dear God...


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Posted 18 December 2014 - 07:56 PM

 

Dear God...

 

Dude looks literally retarded.


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#28654 Bluewolf

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Posted 18 December 2014 - 09:14 PM

Today was supposed to be my last day at work until the 31st but it's so busy I taken them up on the offer of working an extra couple of days of overtime.. One tomorrow and the other on the 23rd.. It's my Birthday on the 24th so I will no doubt be trying to enjoy a beer or two but if previous years are anything to go by I will no doubt end up running around the bloody shops because we have that last minute/last day bits of present buying to do..


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#28655 The Rebel CRS

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Posted 18 December 2014 - 09:54 PM

 

Dear God...

 

 

Haha that's actually brilliant but proper cringeworthy at the same time.


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#28656 Cark

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Posted Yesterday, 01:27 PM

Fuck me is it a bad idea not to eat all day and then get pissed, did not take long to go from slightly pissed to black out :lol:
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Posted Yesterday, 03:21 PM

Just had a belter argument on Twitter. Was on the roped early doors although still getting huge bites. Turned the tables round though and destroyed the fucker. Now loads of neutrals commenting and giving me the victory, happy days.
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#28658 oliveandblue

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Posted Yesterday, 03:52 PM

I just completed an interview for a new position last week.  They were impressed by my resume (CV in British-speak), and I think I have about a 30% chance of winning the position even though there are 11 other people that are finalists for the position.  

 

The new position brings benefits, a nice raise in salary, tuition compensation (:D), and a few other fun little perks.  It also builds into a really nice career field.  

 

This January I am moving into a new apartment with two close friends.  I recently traded in my vehicle and attended a big funeral as well.

 

I have been more busy than usual - although by February/March things will have calmed down and I will be back to a state of "normal".  


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#28659 The Foxes

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Posted Yesterday, 10:58 PM

Hectic day tomorrow but can't wait for it. West Ham away and then a night out in Sheffield :lol: some planning eh? Sheffield's been planned for ages but the potential West Ham away has is unreal so there's no way I'm missing that. My mate's kindly offered to drive to West Ham meaning I don't have to go from mine to London to Sheffield on my first lengthy drive, though I am doing Sheffield. Park up at the hotel, train in from Darnall and do whatever.

 

A lot more content with my life these days. Working definitely helps. Gives you this unique satisfaction. I wouldn't say I have a particularly hard job and my team are all sound as fuck. Not a single one of them I don't get on well with. The one downer really has been that it sounds like the team won't be much more due to potential re-arrangements.

 

Got a bit over a week off after Tuesday. I do love Christmas. Absolutely love it and always will.


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#28660 StanLCFC

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Posted Yesterday, 11:13 PM

Just had a belter argument on Twitter. Was on the roped early doors although still getting huge bites. Turned the tables round though and destroyed the fucker. Now loads of neutrals commenting and giving me the victory, happy days.

 

Add it to your CV mate


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Posted Yesterday, 11:15 PM

Nearly twatted the bosses son today for being a total cunt. He's come in as extra help over Christmas and it was his first day today and he's just a upper class twat that knows he doesn't have to work because he can live off the parents wages and he basically just sat there and did fuck all today despite being given and shown easy jobs to do. I told him I was going on my lunch at 12 for an hour and gave him three jobs that were simple and needed little explanation at all. I come back and he'd done none of them and fucked off without telling anyone so I got it in the neck from others about a backlog of work. I rescued it then got called to see my boss, who's newer than me, and she basically took this lads side because she didn't want the confrontation with his dad. Nearly three hours since I last saw the spotty twat, he come walking into the office with no explanation at all and wants a phone charger because his phone had died. I was ready to wipe the fucking floor with him. Cunt.
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#28662 Machado

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Posted Yesterday, 11:26 PM

Nearly twatted the bosses son today for being a total cunt. He's come in as extra help over Christmas and it was his first day today and he's just a upper class twat that knows he doesn't have to work because he can live off the parents wages and he basically just sat there and did fuck all today despite being given and shown easy jobs to do. I told him I was going on my lunch at 12 for an hour and gave him three jobs that were simple and needed little explanation at all. I come back and he'd done none of them and fucked off without telling anyone so I got it in the neck from others about a backlog of work. I rescued it then got called to see my boss, who's newer than me, and she basically took this lads side because she didn't want the confrontation with his dad. Nearly three hours since I last saw the spotty twat, he come walking into the office with no explanation at all and wants a phone charger because his phone had died. I was ready to wipe the fucking floor with him. Cunt.

I feel you. Spoiled kids get on my nerves easier than anyone else.


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#28663 Moaty

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Posted Today, 12:04 AM

Add it to your CV mate

It wasn't impressive enough for that, probably in my top 30, only got my top five on.
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