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#28001 Vince53

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 03:26 PM

It took me fourteen miserable years in that paper machine to be able to retire early. I diligently stuck all the money I could into retiremement plans, and I paid my house off early.My buddies were investing their money in new pick-up trucks. Had to live a little tight, but I was able to get out while still young enough to enjoy life.


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#28002 Thibaut

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 07:30 PM

there's a large spider in my house

 

it looks poisonous

 

 

if you don't hear back from me i'm probably dead

 

 

help


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#28003 StanLCFC

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 07:33 PM

there's a large spider in my house

 

it looks poisonous

 

 

if you don't hear back from me i'm probably dead

 

 

help

 

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#28004 FOYM

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 07:40 PM

What the fuck is going on.

 


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#28005 The Rebel CRS

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 08:44 PM

:lol: fucking hell


Edited by The Rebel CRS, 23 October 2014 - 08:44 PM.

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#28006 Cark

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 08:46 PM

Love it :lol:


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#28007 Tony Ebola

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 08:51 PM

I can't believe they haven't been nicked by Operation Yewtree yet. 


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#28008 Vince53

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 09:14 PM

there's a large spider in my house

 

it looks poisonous

 

 

if you don't hear back from me i'm probably dead

 

 

help

Courage, Thibaut! There's a fifty/fifty chance it's a male, and they're harmlesws. If it's a female, she is poisonous, but she probably can't penetrate your skin. If she does penetrate your skin, the doctors can give you a shot for it. So you should be all right.

 

Thibaut? Thibaut?


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#28009 Bluebird Hewitt

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 09:41 PM

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This lesson was brought to you by Moaty's DIAHF class.
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#28010 True Blue

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 10:34 PM

Finished a tattoo today,gonna post some pictures tomorrow.


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#28011 Rubix

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 11:41 PM

Is she fit?, you should take advantage of your position once you become the manager. :P

 

Eh, she's alright. She's leaving soon, to go work at McDonald's..


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#28012 Bluewolf

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Posted Yesterday, 04:46 AM

What the fuck is going on.

 

 

:lol: Just when you think you have seen it all....


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#28013 Storts

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Posted Yesterday, 10:16 AM

:lol: Just when you think you have seen it all....

 

Which one are you mate?


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#28014 Bluewolf

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Posted Yesterday, 10:51 AM

The one looking out of the window of that house in the background on the phone to the police because I think I have just seen a 2 black men selling crack to those 2 old drug addicts across the road from me and I want them moving on... :ninja:


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#28015 Moaty2

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Posted Today, 12:19 AM

Fucking hell, worst I have been off the drink in a long term. Champagne and Vodka is not a good mix.
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