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#28001 Vince53

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 03:26 PM

It took me fourteen miserable years in that paper machine to be able to retire early. I diligently stuck all the money I could into retiremement plans, and I paid my house off early.My buddies were investing their money in new pick-up trucks. Had to live a little tight, but I was able to get out while still young enough to enjoy life.


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#28002 Thibaut

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 07:30 PM

there's a large spider in my house

 

it looks poisonous

 

 

if you don't hear back from me i'm probably dead

 

 

help


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#28003 StanLCFC

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 07:33 PM

there's a large spider in my house

 

it looks poisonous

 

 

if you don't hear back from me i'm probably dead

 

 

help

 

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#28004 FOYM

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 07:40 PM

What the fuck is going on.

 


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#28005 The Rebel CRS

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 08:44 PM

:lol: fucking hell


Edited by The Rebel CRS, 23 October 2014 - 08:44 PM.

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#28006 Cark

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 08:46 PM

Love it :lol:


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#28007 Tony Ebola

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 08:51 PM

I can't believe they haven't been nicked by Operation Yewtree yet. 


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#28008 Vince53

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 09:14 PM

there's a large spider in my house

 

it looks poisonous

 

 

if you don't hear back from me i'm probably dead

 

 

help

Courage, Thibaut! There's a fifty/fifty chance it's a male, and they're harmlesws. If it's a female, she is poisonous, but she probably can't penetrate your skin. If she does penetrate your skin, the doctors can give you a shot for it. So you should be all right.

 

Thibaut? Thibaut?


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#28009 Bluebird Hewitt

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 09:41 PM

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#28010 True Blue

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 10:34 PM

Finished a tattoo today,gonna post some pictures tomorrow.


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#28011 Rubix

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 11:41 PM

Is she fit?, you should take advantage of your position once you become the manager. :P

 

Eh, she's alright. She's leaving soon, to go work at McDonald's..


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#28012 Bluewolf

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 04:46 AM

What the fuck is going on.

 

 

:lol: Just when you think you have seen it all....


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#28013 Storts

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 10:16 AM

:lol: Just when you think you have seen it all....

 

Which one are you mate?


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#28014 Bluewolf

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 10:51 AM

The one looking out of the window of that house in the background on the phone to the police because I think I have just seen a 2 black men selling crack to those 2 old drug addicts across the road from me and I want them moving on... :ninja:


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#28015 Moaty2

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Posted Yesterday, 12:19 AM

Fucking hell, worst I have been off the drink in a long term. Champagne and Vodka is not a good mix.
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#28016 Shinkansen

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Posted Yesterday, 09:18 AM

You and alcohol is not a good mix.
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#28017 Moaty2

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Posted Yesterday, 09:33 AM

You and alcohol is not a good mix.

Was on my best behaviour last night bud.
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#28018 Rubix

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Posted Yesterday, 09:53 AM

First proper night out in weeks (if not months) tonight, will be considered a massive disappointment if i'm not hanging out of my arse for 5-a-side tomorrow.


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#28019 Moaty2

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Posted Yesterday, 09:57 AM

Sunderland? Quiet one for me, bit scran and a film etc. Working all next week so gonna chill whilst I can. Going to Tiger Tiger in town next week for some Halloween event and then having people back to the flat, fucking hate Halloween if I'm honest but good excuse to gan radge.
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#28020 Rubix

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Posted Yesterday, 10:01 AM

Sunderland? Quiet one for me, bit scran and a film etc. Working all next week so gonna chill whilst I can. Going to Tiger Tiger in town next week for some Halloween event and then having people back to the flat, fucking hate Halloween if I'm honest but good excuse to gan radge.

 

Aye, most likely. Got a lad from down South coming up for the match, and one of my other mates has his mate coming down from Sterling for it.

 

There's been talk of a Halloween session next weekend, but as luck would have it i'm doing the early shift on the Saturday, and don't much fancy working from 6am through to 4pm with a hangover :lol:


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#28021 Vince53

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Posted Yesterday, 01:19 PM

Okay, I'm going to ask a stupid question. Since getting drunk makes you sick, why do you get drunk?


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#28022 Moaty2

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Posted Yesterday, 01:31 PM

Okay, I'm going to ask a stupid question. Since getting drunk makes you sick, why do you get drunk?

Because the cool kids do it and I want to be one of them.
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#28023 StanLCFC

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Posted Yesterday, 11:32 PM

Happy belated birthday to ASF for yesterday. 

 

Hope you had a good one :).


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#28024 Cannabis

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Posted Yesterday, 11:33 PM

Okay, I'm going to ask a stupid question. Since getting drunk makes you sick, why do you get drunk?

 

Eating vindaloo makes me shit through the eye of a needle but I still do it. 


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#28025 Moaty2

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Posted Yesterday, 11:37 PM

Looking at a screen can cause headaches, best off not doing that either.
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Posted Yesterday, 11:39 PM

Download flux.


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#28027 Cark

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Posted Today, 12:03 AM

Download flux.

This is amazing.


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#28028 Machado

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Posted Today, 12:33 AM

Download flux.

Holyyy, this is heaven.


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#28029 Danny-Boy

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Posted Today, 12:37 AM

Had flux for about a year since Rab recommended it last time. Its fanfuckingtastic.


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#28030 Rab

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Posted Today, 12:37 AM

After a few days you forget you've even got it installed. 

 

When I hit post to that reply I was like shit do I even have it?


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