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#27281 Danny-Boy

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Posted 27 September 2014 - 12:23 AM

Chelsea can't be a Chav club. Cark supports Brentford.


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Posted 27 September 2014 - 12:25 AM

Haha


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#27283 Cark

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Posted 27 September 2014 - 12:41 AM

I hate tosspots like that, sometimes you've just gotta make it clear you're not a pushover. I'm not that big, skinny and look it which is why people will try and give me trouble, but if you stand your ground it surprises them, they only do it in the first place to mark their territory and play the big I am and now they've realised you're going to piss on the same rock too they won't want to make something of it incase you can back yourself up more than they think.

 

You've just got to know what you're dealing with, if it's a posh boy on a night out then when he hit an age of putting any weight on he probably suddenly thought he as a big man, they're quite easy to deal with because they're only doing it for reputation, stand up for yourself and things will blow over. Only time I'm cautious and try and defuse a situation rather than go along with it and let it peter it is when the kids quite obviously a fighter. Not in sporting terms, but say if I'm in a pub full of lads from estates, you know that if they're willing to fight it's because they've been doing it for so long it's just natural and there's a strong chance you'll get more than just a black eye if they get the better of you. It's a way of thinking, posh boys probably wouldn't have to worry about someone bringing a knife for example because they've not grown up expecting it, whereas someone from an area where that's the norm will go a lot further in a fight just to ensure they don't end up on the wrong side of a weapon being used.

 

Again not trying to claim to be the big I am as again I'm a skinny lad, could beat some but get battered by others, certainly not and never have been a fighter, always preferred a laugh and a kick about personally. It's just knowing how to read a situation, it only takes one badly aimed punch to leave you in a coma and it only takes one person to lose their head and do some serious damage with a weapon.

 

Says the Chelsea fan.

You don't know much about Chelsea then :lol:

 

 

Chelsea fans aren't really posh at all mate. I don't like using the word but there's a reason we're seen as 'chavs' by some sets of supporters. I don't think a club with the history of hooliganism we have, can be called posh if I'm honest. :lol: Have a seat in the Matthew Harding and you'll think differently. 

 

It's definitely a misconception people have, given the area our stadium is based.

 

I can see why some would think it but reality is I don't think that's the truth at all. 

It's the west London effect, east and south is working class, north is less but still predominant and west is mostly rich. But with that said it's not far to find areas like Ladbroke Grove, South Acton, West Ealing etc. Also with the suburbs surrounding west and the price difference between there and living closer to central lots of areas are worse than most people would expect. You'd certainly find some trouble in places like Hanwell, Southall, Hayes, West Drayton, Greenford, Northolt, South Harrow, Wealdstone etc...I always imagine the Kingston area to be in the same vein as the likes of Richmond and Twickenham, but I imagine with how close you'd be to areas like Hounslow and Croydon you'd get the same too. I forgot Slough too, not London but connected via motorway and train, you'll find a lot of Chelsea there and Slough can be as bad as most places in London.

 

I think in general London will start to look like Paris within a few decades, an outer ring of the poor and working class and the inner city being for the wealthy, hipster like people etc. Especially with the housing crisis as it is, the only realistic places to build affordable housing is in the less cramped suburbs.


Edited by Cark, 27 September 2014 - 12:44 AM.

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#27284 Berserker

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Posted 27 September 2014 - 01:13 AM

Cark, you're short, skinny, you look about 15 and you have one bollock, anyone who gets beaten by you would surely end chronically depressed.


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Posted 27 September 2014 - 01:15 AM

Cark, you're short, skinny, you look about 15 and you have one bollock, anyone who gets beaten by you would surely end chronically depressed.

I'm not short :lol: Wouldn't say tall but about average at 5'11.

 

Anyway one bollock is all you ever need ;)


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Posted 27 September 2014 - 01:16 AM

I'm so fucking bored.
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Posted 27 September 2014 - 01:35 AM

I'm not short :lol: Wouldn't say tall but about average at 5'11.

 

Anyway one bollock is all you ever need ;)

Odd, thought you were like 1,65 :huh:


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#27288 Cark

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Posted 27 September 2014 - 01:59 AM

Odd, thought you were like 1,65 :huh:

I just googled that into foot and inches, ha no I'm not that small :lol:


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Posted 27 September 2014 - 06:29 AM

Ities can be a bit hot headed, there was a decent little punch up between one of them and an Englishman during the World Cup at the pub, he was lucky the fight broke out in the corner otherwise a riot would have broken out if the whole pub noticed :lol:   Good luck with the hospital mate, I've got an appointment on Tuesday for the old testy results. More relieved than anything, either way I'll get an answer and that's all I'm after now, 9 months is a long time to be messing about with will it and won't it's.   You'll be managing Brentford in no time mate!

They are shithouses, we were in the room with 2 lasses and he came piling in thinking he was Billy big bollocks. He couldn't speak English but was cursing at us. He went onto the balcony and Micky my mate locked it for a laugh, it was locked for no more than 1 minute as the lass let him in, he started squaring upto Micky so I grabbed him and told him to fuck off as we didn't want any trouble, he was with 15 others and said he was going to get them....I think that's what he said anyways. We tooled up incase but they didn't return. And cheers pal, want it all sorted today, I don't think they'll do it as my foot is swollen as fuck. I fell over first night and it feels like the screws have snapped, if that's the case I am going to be a cripple for life not even joking.

You did good mate, don't fuck with Russians, they'll tear your ass apart and they won't be merciful with you even being fat and disabled.

I'd usually agree but he was a little divvy. Kept feeling his bicep and getting others to - it wasn't that impressive. He arm wrestled my mate and lost so my mate was celebrating over the top, the Russian was fucking raging and started on my mate so We left a bit later. He came up the street after us like Usain Bolt so I grabbed his shoulders and literally walked him back to the bar, he was weak as piss.
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#27290 Shinkansen

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Posted 27 September 2014 - 07:03 AM

I'm alive Cark, didn't spot any mate lol The place is ran by a bunch of Aussies and Kiwi's though, we're everywhere :lol:


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Posted 27 September 2014 - 07:07 AM

I'm alive Cark, didn't spot any mate lol The place is ran by a bunch of Aussies and Kiwi's though, we're everywhere :lol:

Lol.
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Posted 27 September 2014 - 08:14 AM

Off to watch Saints vs QPR today. i hope we don't get too battered.
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Posted 27 September 2014 - 08:32 AM

Anyway, to sum up rugby is an absolute quack sport. Full of posh tossers.

UNION.League is as far from posh as you could ever get.
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Posted 27 September 2014 - 09:06 AM

Off to watch Saints vs QPR today. i hope we don't get too battered.

I'd be going Bees Leeds today if it wasn't for my surgical wound, don't fancy bouncing about a terrace for 90 minutes as I am lol.

 

UNION. League is as far from posh as you could ever get.

Union is "Rugby" down south as I'd imagine League is "Rugby" up north.....alongside Union having the ability to bore you to death, the posh tosspot fans are probably the worst thing about it, it's one of the reasons why I love the Irish, less tosspots and more pissed up normal people :lol:


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#27295 Moaty2

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Posted 27 September 2014 - 09:29 AM

In hospital now bored as fuck, wanted to watch the Scouse derby anarl.
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Posted 27 September 2014 - 10:49 AM

You misspelled anal.
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Posted 28 September 2014 - 12:21 AM

http://www.totalfoot...ng-of-the-week/

 

Merci. 


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#27298 Shinkansen

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Posted 28 September 2014 - 01:07 AM

Lol.

I hope you crushed the fuck out of that girl in your Facebook pic (the one on the right, utter banging).


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Posted 28 September 2014 - 02:26 AM

Chelsea fans aren't really posh at all mate. I don't like using the word but there's a reason we're seen as 'chavs' by some sets of supporters. I don't think a club with the history of hooliganism we have, can be called posh if I'm honest. :lol: Have a seat in the Matthew Harding and you'll think differently. 

 

It's definitely a misconception people have, given the area our stadium is based.

 

I can see why some would think it but reality is I don't think that's the truth at all. 

 

You lot are about as diverse as a fanbase gets in that regard.


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Posted 28 September 2014 - 03:57 AM

I hope you crushed the fuck out of that girl in your Facebook pic (the one on the right, utter banging).

Are you implying Dan is a bonny lad?

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#27301 Ignis Excubitor

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Posted 28 September 2014 - 06:00 AM

And the Japanese have done it again. Condom meals. Hey TNT, have you tried it?

 

http://designtaxi.co...rstital_shown=1

 

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#27302 Shinkansen

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Posted 28 September 2014 - 07:54 AM

And the Japanese have done it again. Condom meals. Hey TNT, have you tried it?

 

http://designtaxi.co...rstital_shown=1

 

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o5cebo.jpg

 

lol wtf, I have hardly seen any crazy Japanese inventions or ideas. So, no I have not tried this, probably won't either!


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Posted 28 September 2014 - 08:35 AM

I heard you buy panties out of vending machines.
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Posted 28 September 2014 - 08:52 AM

I heard you buy panties out of vending machines.

 The moment I find a vending machine that sells them, then yes I would.


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Posted 28 September 2014 - 07:11 PM

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Posted 28 September 2014 - 07:26 PM

The moment I find a vending machine that sells them, then yes I would.

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Posted 28 September 2014 - 07:34 PM

Cream crackered me. Been on anti-biotics, but decided to have one or two drinks last night with my cousin....by 12 O'Clock I'd had about 10 jaegers and some other shots, certainly wasn't the quiet one I planned :lol:


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Posted 28 September 2014 - 08:10 PM

Danny who is the lass on the right on your profile.

 

I want some.


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Posted 28 September 2014 - 08:41 PM

Danny who is the lass on the right on your profile. I want some.

I didn't understand what your comment meant on the photo? Haha. Anyways move out for 10 months tomorrow, first night = huge party. Can't wait.
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Posted 28 September 2014 - 09:31 PM

I didn't understand what your comment meant on the photo? Haha. Anyways move out for 10 months tomorrow, first night = huge party. Can't wait.

 

It meant how did you get that fine ladies riding you like an horse.


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Posted Yesterday, 06:41 AM

First 50 minute walk to the train station of the week done. It's not like the exercise isn't a good thing, but it makes my days long as fuck. I need a car.
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Posted Yesterday, 07:43 AM

Just sent my boss a very professional email with well thought out reasoning as to why I am requesting an extra $1400 a year as well as an extra weeks holidays. Been sitting on this email for almost two weeks. Sent now. Can't be undone. Tomorrow could be interesting. Wish me luck! haha

 

Should note my original offer was an extra $2400 a year as to what I am on now. I have nothing to lose, this could be the clincher for me to stay in Nihon.


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