Cark being aggressive? PSG paying sensibly for David Luiz? Not in this world.
Storts you will drink moaty under the table mate, he drinks vodka only to hide how much he can't drink. "Haway lad, anuver vodka please la" it's really fucking just lemonade.
Shut ya hole you tit!
I will admit to being a lightweight nowadays, half a jug of pink lady and a couple of pints got me pretty fucked earlier, 7 weeks ago that wouldn't have happened. I would still drink anyone from outside of the North East of England under the proverbial table. Fact. Hopefully one day we can go pint to pint hinny.
Whats worse is I held a plastic fork to his face, not in a threatening way, I was eating a kebab...he stepped back and tried buddying up to my mates
"Not in a threatening way", how else can you hold a plastic fork in someone's face?!
Sounds like a right bellend either way.