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Machado

With great tits, comes great responsibility
Today, 07:19 AM
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    Danny-Boy
    With great tits comes great a great dicking
    Today, 08:42 AM
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    WeiglWeiglWeigl
    Shut up, kids.
    Today, 01:20 PM
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Berserker

What's happening with the forum?, been getting Database and SQL errors all the day
Today, 12:01 AM
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    Berserker
    I only tried with the mainpage but got all those errors.
    Today, 06:51 AM
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    CC Is Klaas
    This section was working:
    http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/forum/181-football-leagues/
    I tried to get the word out there but the Admin CP wasn't working either.
    Today, 07:10 AM
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    Chazz
    should be fine now
    Today, 12:49 PM
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SirBalon

I went to visit my chippy today for the first time this summer and a black man on the street said to me "bumbaclat" which I automatically laughed out loud. It's been a long time... A breath of urban fresh air.
Aug 31 2015 06:37 PM
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    The Rebel CRS
    Rassclaat
    Aug 31 2015 06:55 PM
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    The Rebel CRS
    Didn't see Stan beat me to that there...
    Aug 31 2015 08:06 PM
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    Chaaay AFC
    Wasteman.
    Yesterday, 12:17 PM
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Shinkansen

been drinking every night for too long... need to sort this out!
Aug 31 2015 12:34 PM
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    True Blue
    Been there done that,all apart from the Japanese Karaoke
    Aug 31 2015 02:47 PM
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    Knightfall protocol
    It's worth doing for the kids you teach. I know are you not an alcoholic, but if you are alarmed with your habit, then you are doing a good thing by trying go less. I know people who are not full blown alcoholics but they are nothing like what they were after becoming regular drinkers. The jobs they were once brilliant in, they can't even do properly. It just catches up on you before you know it. Any appetite you suppress to be better at serving children, the satisfaction you will get...
    Aug 31 2015 03:13 PM
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    Shinkansen
    Good words. I'm not getting drunk every night but find myself out with people having a few beers. I take my job very seriously and do wonder if I continue this way if my day to day teaching life will be affected. That is the last thing I want - hence this update!
    Aug 31 2015 09:39 PM
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Cannabis

IHEARTVAGINA.
Aug 30 2015 07:27 PM
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    Shinkansen
    super wet vagina! oooh yeh
    Aug 31 2015 12:26 PM
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    Chaaay AFC
    gayboy
    Aug 31 2015 04:30 PM
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    AMG
    I hear TV agina?
    Aug 31 2015 05:53 PM
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Big Sugar Puff

Title race over after 4 games, LOL
Aug 30 2015 04:51 PM
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    Big Sugar Puff
    Southampton should buy all the Midgetland players, then they would totes finish top 4
    Aug 31 2015 08:32 PM
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    The Rebel CRS
    easy, they'd be one of the best in the country...on a serious note I think it's a bit of both, "smaller" clubs have gotten stronger while a lot of the "bigger" sides such as United and Chelsea aren't playing as well as they should do. In reality both should be up City's arse this season but they aren't showing it early on. Too early yet still judging by City 2 seasons back when they nearly fucked it.
    Aug 31 2015 09:42 PM
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    Birdy
    Lol, as if Midtjylland would finish as low as 4th in the Prem.
    Yesterday, 12:03 AM
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AMG → WeiglWeiglWeigl

Are you really 14, or do you just act like one?
Aug 30 2015 04:55 AM
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Cannabis

Has the world seen a bigger cunt than Charlie Adam?
Aug 29 2015 10:36 PM
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    Machado
    ^ We have ourselves a winner.
    Aug 30 2015 12:32 PM
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    Dickie
    Swifty?
    Aug 30 2015 04:08 PM
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    Schteve Van Claren
    Mourinho
    Aug 30 2015 06:20 PM
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SirBalon

A sum of things...
Aug 29 2015 10:03 AM
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    Danny-Boy
    I hate almost everything and everyone and am never content but refuse to change things.
    Aug 30 2015 05:58 AM
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    SirBalon
    I remember my sociology lecturer once said to me when I contested he was a moody bastartd... "Tony, I am not racist and I am not a bigot... I hate everyone equally which makes me a firm believer in life's equilibrium". Hmmm... There is no such thing as happiness or sadness because both sentiments don't actually exist and are part of what we conceive to be emotionally stimulating.
    Aug 30 2015 11:33 AM
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    Knightfall protocol
    He might be right. I kinda notice I am happy just after finding relief and overcoming some sort of difficult or crisis. Then when the bad experience is forgotten and you realize you can't rest on your laurels. The happiness goes away. And the cycle continues.
    Aug 31 2015 02:36 PM
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FootballBo

De Gea going and no striker yet...Ed Woodward is a Citeh fan!
Aug 28 2015 08:36 PM
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    Knightfall protocol
    I didn't get why he didn't want to pay 20 odd mil to trigger a release for a quality player like Pedro. He spends over 30 mil for okay players. I don't get player appraisal these days. Some average players and fledglings cost as much as Zidane.
    Aug 29 2015 12:43 PM
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FourSix

So what is actually up with Birdy's "My Little Pony" avatar?
Aug 28 2015 05:28 PM
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    Berserker
    Liking a cartoon isn't strange at all, but My Little Pony is way too girlie in my opinion
    Aug 30 2015 06:33 PM
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    deadlinesman
    JABRONI
    Aug 30 2015 10:06 PM
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    Harpoon
    Liking a cartoon is weird, ipso facto
    Aug 31 2015 09:44 PM
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Tsubasa

Inception or Interstellar?
Aug 27 2015 10:08 PM
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    FourSix
    WeiglWeiglWeigl dislikes Interstellar which means I was right to answer the question by saying Interstellar. No more proof is needed.
    Aug 28 2015 05:15 PM
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    WeiglWeiglWeigl
    Hah! You are so funny and original. Noone made that 'joke' before.
    Aug 28 2015 09:31 PM
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    Tsubasa
    After re-watching and loving both, I have to say Inception > *
    Yesterday, 12:03 AM
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AMG → swifty

Holy fuck dude! -93!!! And I thought I was bad @-30
Aug 27 2015 04:06 PM
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jobosno → La Liga Manager

how do i spam like you
Aug 24 2015 10:12 PM
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True Blue

Never trust SirBalon,he will suddenly turn straight and get married to a WOMAN
Aug 23 2015 08:48 PM
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    Knightfall protocol
    I have always been without doubt hetero (sometimes maybe asexual when i am immersed in a "religious" experience). So I can't empathize with gay people with regard to sexual attraction, so I always suspect that they all can be converted to our team.
    Aug 24 2015 03:04 PM
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    Pannaking14
    No more fingering ass
    Aug 24 2015 03:10 PM
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    SirBalon
    No more smokey finger? :(
    Aug 24 2015 05:28 PM