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	<title>TF - The Pub</title>
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	<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/index.php</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Your first ever Job</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62928-your-first-ever-job/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[what was your first ever job , did you like it or dislike it<br />
<br />
im 17 and in college at the moment and i haven't had a job but i done work experience in a garden centre and done an admin work experience at college]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62928-your-first-ever-job/</guid>
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		<title>Community service</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62913-community-service/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<strong class='bbc'>ITV has gathered footage of offenders smoking cannabis and playing computer games instead of doing community service. They openly admitted not doing the work they had been ordered to do. Do you think the scheme is fit for purpose? Is it a suitable sentence for less serious crimes?</strong>]]></description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:17:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62913-community-service/</guid>
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		<title>Who wants a free Stella chalice glass?</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62901-who-wants-a-free-stella-chalice-glass/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Not spam and not bollocks either..<br />
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<a href='http://www.stellaartois.com/wdm2010/freechalice/index.php' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://www.stellaart...alice/index.php</a>
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Enter this code twice in the boxes. you need to type it out, and not copy and paste.<br />
LO 236MZ 18 19 098477<br />
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<img src='http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />]]></description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 10:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62901-who-wants-a-free-stella-chalice-glass/</guid>
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		<title>Best Paid Site?</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62840-best-paid-site/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[So I know a lot about how to watch prem, CL and other major european leagues on my computer without paying. But those viewings aren't always the best quality and hurt my eyes sometimes. Can anyone PM me a link where you can pay a decent fee for better streaming if you know? I know one place, but I wanted to compare.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62840-best-paid-site/</guid>
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		<title>Question a member - Dr.Gonzo</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62752-question-a-member-drgonzo/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[This week it's Dr.Gonzo's turn to be "interviewed" by the TFF community.<br />
Enjoy  <img src='http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/thumbsup.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':thumbup:' />]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 10:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62752-question-a-member-drgonzo/</guid>
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		<title>How do you upload photos from your mobile onto the internet?</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62718-how-do-you-upload-photos-from-your-mobile-onto-the-internet/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Anyone on here know? I've got a USB lead but not sure how to upload photos onto the internet.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 21:58:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62718-how-do-you-upload-photos-from-your-mobile-onto-the-internet/</guid>
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		<title><![CDATA[Summer's almost over...feeling nostalgic?]]></title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62715-summers-almost-overfeeling-nostalgic/</link>
		<description>The summer is almost over and I feel a bit nostalgic about some simple summer things like waking up late, doing nothing but day dreaming, taking sun baths and watching tv until late at night. How do you feel about that?</description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 20:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62715-summers-almost-overfeeling-nostalgic/</guid>
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		<title>Application in Dutch</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62700-application-in-dutch/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey there! Hope to get a nice Dutchman to clarify for me a few points from the application form I am trying to fill.<br />
I understand a lot of it thanks to my knowledge of German, however I am not sure about a couple of the fields:<br />
<br />
Relatienummer	: (what kind of a number could that be?<br />
<br />
Voorletters		: (Is this about my initials or about my first name. It is strange to ask for the initials without      having asked the first name of the person  <img src='http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/question.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':question:' /> )<br />
<br />
Tussenvoegsel	:  Is this about any names that you might have inbetween the first name and the surname?<br />
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Achternaam		: (not a problem)<br />
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Adres			: (not a problem)<br />
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Postcode		: (not a problem)<br />
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Woonplaats		: (not a problem)<br />
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Geboortedatum	: (not a problem<br />
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Geslacht		: (not a problem)<br />
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(Mobiele) telefoon	: (not a problem)<br />
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E-mail adres  		: (not a problem)<br />
<br />
Handtekening		: (not a problem)<br />
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_____________________________________________________________________________________________<br />

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And before anyone tells me to google it, I did check them on google translate, but it still didn't clarify them exacty.<br />
<br />
Thanks in advance!]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 09:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62700-application-in-dutch/</guid>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Funny Image &#38; Viral Video Thread]]></title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62674-the-funny-image-viral-video-thread/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Post any funny images or viral videos you find in here. <img src='http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
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<span class='bbc_center'><a href='http://asset.soup.io/asset/0798/2914_2b62_500.jpeg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://asset.soup.io/asset/0798/2914_2b62_500.
jpeg</a><br />
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 09:44:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62674-the-funny-image-viral-video-thread/</guid>
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		<title>Garage sale</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62634-garage-sale/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok well......moving back to Oz for good in a month so need to sell a few things. <br />
<br />
Starting with an Aston Villa Hummel Jacket M, Managers jacket some one gave me a few years back - its in good nick and will sell it for £15. <br />
<br />
Secondly, an Avant Premiere brown leather jacket M £20. <br />
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and one black Adidas Originals tracksuit top, L £15<br />
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Anyone is keen PM me.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:29:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62634-garage-sale/</guid>
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		<title>iPhone vs Blackberry</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62582-iphone-vs-blackberry/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[If this is posted in the wrong category, feel free to move it...<br />
<br />
Simple enough question. What do you own/prefer? Apple's I Phone or the BlackBerry?]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62582-iphone-vs-blackberry/</guid>
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		<title>Shopping trip</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62576-shopping-trip/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[On the request of Jack in the other thread, post here about any shopping trips you've recently had, or how gay Brentham Dan's plimsoles are.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 14:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62576-shopping-trip/</guid>
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		<title>Shopping trip</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62554-shopping-trip/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone needs to get Phill Mitchel (Chris) some lube and tissues as he watches American History X tonight, he specifically said that he'll enjoy the rape in the shower scene.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62554-shopping-trip/</guid>
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		<title>Mobile phones in public</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62498-mobile-phones-in-public/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[don't mean to sound like an ''old man'' here...but do other people with Mobile phones ever irritate you? because they seem to annoy me lots and lots just lately.   One example is a friend of mine who just cannot seem to leave his phone alone, whether that'll be in a pub, at mine or wherever we seem to be or go... he'll constantly be texting, or playing a silly game or fucking about with one of the apps on it if he isn't texting.<br />
<br />
<br />
I just think to myself (if we're in a pub for example) why bother even coming out if your just gonna sit there playing with a bleedin phone and just ignore everyone? i find it rude as fuck, i said to him about it though in a jokeingly way to start with and kept grabbing his phone away from him,  you could see he was getting quite pissed off with it though, which is quite sad really that he feels that he needs his phone to continue playing his games....eventually he called me an ''old man'' haha, like i said to everyone...its got nothing to do with me being grumpy or acting like an old man, its just that he is out with us and should be socialising, not playing silly little boy games whilst not talking to anyone.  <br />
<br />
<br />
That's why i don't have a mobile these days, they just irritate me badly, very badly...plus they invade your privacy alot of the time.  But seriously...what is people's obbession with phones? it just seems to be getting worse, even twats sit there like zombies listening to music on them these days lol<br />
<br />
<br />
 anyone else find this kind of thing irritating? or is it just me?....the goverment put a ban on smoking cigarettes in pubs, id have rather them kept the cigarettes and have banned the phone's in all honesty.<br />
<br />
<br />
Discuss...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62498-mobile-phones-in-public/</guid>
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		<title>Women that can dance</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62461-women-that-can-dance/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[I don't know about you all but for me, a woman that can dance well is a MAJOR turn on. Views?<br />
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 00:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62461-women-that-can-dance/</guid>
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		<title>Miss Universe 2010</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62434-miss-universe-2010/</link>
		<description>Who do you think is going to win Miss Universe 2010? The event is taking place on 23th August, in Las Vegas, Nevada. I think one of the most beautiful is the girl from Ireland. I also like the one from Russia and from Romania. I even think Romania has chances to be one of the final 5 finalists.</description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 18:27:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62434-miss-universe-2010/</guid>
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		<title>Wildlife thread</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62428-wildlife-thread/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Feeling random but i've been watching a lot of wildlife programs recently. Thought i'd make a thread. Don't know how it will go down but anyway.<br />
<br />
Feel free to talk about anything wildlife related.<br />
<br />
Fuck coming across this. Camel Spider.<br />
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<a href='http://www.hotbuzz4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/camel-spider-image.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://www.hotbuzz4u.com/wp-content/uploads/
2010/03/camel-spider-image.jpg</a><br />
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<a href='http://www.biology-blog.com/images/blogs/3-2007/the-majestic-elephants-of-southern.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://www.biology-blog.com/images/blogs/
3-2007/the-majestic-elephants-of-southern.
jpg</a><br />
<br />
One of the most deadliest animals around.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 14:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62428-wildlife-thread/</guid>
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		<title>Brilliant video, Bull Jumps fence and runs amock</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62421-brilliant-video-bull-jumps-fence-and-runs-amock/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[They killed it in the end, which was sad, though was always going to happen, at least he got a few of the wankers before it happened.<br />
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Look at how they part when he jumps in, cockroaches.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 09:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62421-brilliant-video-bull-jumps-fence-and-runs-amock/</guid>
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		<title>Post your tattoos</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62387-post-your-tattoos/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[post your tattoos here if you have any. **apologies if any the pics are too big**<br />
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most of my tattoos have a meaning behind it (altho not miami ink style meanings lol)<br />
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Left Arm (3/4 length sleeve now finished):<br />
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<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/leftarm.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/leftarm.jpg</a><br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/dark.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/dark.jpg</a><br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/Slipknot.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/Slipknot.jpg</a><br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/myseizetheday.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/myseizetheday.jpg</a><br />

<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/blueskies.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/blueskies.jpg</a><br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/girlsleeve.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/girlsleeve.jpg</a><br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/30stm.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/30stm.jpg</a><br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/18vffwing.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/18vffwing.jpg</a><br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/raisemeup.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/raisemeup.jpg</a><br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/armsleeve1.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/armsleeve1.jpg</a><br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/angelarmsleeve.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/angelarmsleeve.jpg</a><br />

<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/IMG00002-20100809-1333.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/IMG00002-20100809-1333.
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Right Arm (going to start filling in and making this into a sleeve too)<br />
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<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/new.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/new.jpg</a><br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/DSC00062.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/DSC00062.jpg</a><br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/13and14.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/13and14.jpg</a><br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/victoiaconcordiacrescit.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/victoiaconcordiacrescit.
jpg</a><br />
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Legs:<br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/RangersLeg.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/RangersLeg.jpg</a><br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/motleytat.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/motleytat.jpg</a><br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/koifinished.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/koifinished.jpg</a><br />
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/BleedBlack_/Tattoos/swallowfinished.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/
BleedBlack_/Tattoos/swallowfinished.jpg</a>]]></description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62387-post-your-tattoos/</guid>
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		<title>Which was the most beautiful present that you have ever received?</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62386-which-was-the-most-beautiful-present-that-you-have-ever-received/</link>
		<description>we all love presents. we always wait for our birthday to feel in the spotlight and....to receive presents...from our friends, mates, relatives, and...usually the biggest present from our parents. every person wish different things...usually the girls and women wish for a jewel, or clothes, perfumes, shoes..etc. In the opposite, boys want some video games, a better computer, wallets, etc. which is the present that you will remember all your life and what do you still wish for and never received?</description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 16:53:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62386-which-was-the-most-beautiful-present-that-you-have-ever-received/</guid>
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		<title>The shop Game</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62381-the-shop-game/</link>
		<description>Can you sell your games to them? Or do they only take them in exchange for other games?</description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:23:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62381-the-shop-game/</guid>
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		<title>Help.</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62379-help/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[I have one pair of trainers that can be worn without making me look like a pikey. However I can only wear jeans with them now as the material that is touching your foot has magically ripped itself apart so they look shit.<br />
<br />
I need a pair of trainers, or plimsolls (they seem to be the shizzle atm) that are decent to wear out and cost about 5-15 quid. Any ideas?]]></description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Roger Federer trick shot - is it real?</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62365-roger-federer-trick-shot-is-it-real/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/cTl3U6aSd2w"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://youtube.com/v/cTl3U6aSd2w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br />
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Real or not? Its from a Gillette advert.<br />
<br />
On a side note, god this man is so damn sexy <img src='http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />]]></description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 08:57:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Results day</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62364-results-day/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Post all your results in here (if you want to). <br />
<br />
Just checked UCAS and it says I was successful in my attempt at attending East London Uni! I got in! <img src='http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/twothumbsup.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':thumbsup:' /><img src='http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/banana.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':banana:' /><br />
<br />
(Good luck everyone else)]]></description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 08:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Pissed off</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62303-pissed-off/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Right, yesterday I went out with my mate with my driving licence in my pocket. Later on in the day, I noticed it wasn't in my pocket anymore so I did some searching around. I couldn't find it so now I have to apply online for a new one. <br />
<br />
I have been on the Direct Gov site for about an hour now, I've entered all of my details correctly, but it seems to be wrong?! <br />
<br />
I can't be arsed phoning them up so I have applied for a form to be sent through the post... this takes 7-10 days!<br />
<br />
Fucking pathetic.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 13:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62303-pissed-off/</guid>
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		<title>A TFFer comes out of the closet...</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62254-a-tffer-comes-out-of-the-closet/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Joke.<br />
<br />
We need a 4th team for the TFF Teams, we have 2 people waiting and need 9 more players, Sign Up!<br />
<br />
<a href='http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62195-team-tff/' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/
topic/62195-team-tff/</a>]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 22:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62254-a-tffer-comes-out-of-the-closet/</guid>
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		<title>Allergies</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62251-allergies/</link>
		<description>Look another interesting topic dealing with another problem which, from my approach, is affecting our society nowadays. The allergies…I think that most of you have noticed that allergies are affecting more and more people. For example I am allergic to some things because I have been sneezing for 2 years, every day. I haven’t gone to any doctor yet, because I am afraid of what he would be going to say: ‘You are allergic to that, that, that, that, that and that and that’s why you have to stay away from them and follow my treatment.’ I am afraid to hear that I am allergic to animals, because I can’t stay without them. ( I have a dog, a perrot and a cat).Of what I am sure is that I am allergic to smoke and dust but I think everybody sneeze when they inhale dust. I see more and more people sneezing around me…more than ever before. And that’s a warning that our organism has stopped working as it was years ago. I think this allergies are a sign that our imunitary system is weaker, therefore we are more prone to other kind of diseases than in the past.</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 20:04:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62251-allergies/</guid>
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		<title><![CDATA[Technical's random internet finds]]></title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62243-technicals-random-internet-finds/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<span style='font-size: 36px;'>DAY ONE</span><br />
<br />
<a href='http://cgi.ebay.com/BOOTY-ENHANCEMENT-Spell-Cast-Powerful-Wiccan-Witch-/220496575102?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0#ht_6847wt_1165' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://cgi.ebay.com/BOOTY-ENHANCEMENT-
Spell-Cast-Powerful-Wiccan-Witch-/220496575102?
pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0#ht_6847wt_1165</a><br />

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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 14:49:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Friday the 13th</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62226-friday-the-13th/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>Friday the 13th proved suitably unlucky for one 13 year-old boy who  was struck by lightning before being taken to hospital - at 13:13 on the  dreaded date.<br />
<br />
             The boy, who has not been named, was treated for a minor  burn after being hit along with two others at an air show in Suffolk,  eastern England, a spokeswoman said.<br />
<br />
             Staff at the St Johns Ambulance service said there had  been heavy rain all day before they witnessed a big flash of lightning  and a loud clap of thunder over the sea off the Suffolk coast.<br />
<br />
                                "We got a call that someone had been struck by lightning  so we immediately sent our paramedics to the scene, followed by an  ambulance," said Rex Clarke, head of the team of St John Ambulance  volunteers at the event.<br />
<br />
             "Lightning strikes can cause cardiac arrest, but when our volunteers arrived the boy was conscious and breathing."<br />
<br />
             Clarke added that two other people were treated for  injuries from lightning burns in the space of 20 minutes, and that all  three people were holding umbrellas at the time which "acts as a  conductor for electricity."<br />
<br />
             Jason Gillingham, a County Ambulance Officer and on scene  at the show, said: "This was a minor burn to the boy's shoulder, but he  was taken to hospital and is recovering well."<br />
<br /></div></div><br />
<br />
<a href='http://www.smh.com.au/world/strangebuttrue/boy-13-struck-by-lightning--on-friday-the-13th-20100816-125me.html' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>SMH</a>]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 00:06:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Help with this picture please...</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62223-help-with-this-picture-please/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[This was posted on another forum and the lad can't remember where it is..<br />
<br />
<a href='http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad36/paulgreece2/HistoricalPlaces1.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad36/
paulgreece2/HistoricalPlaces1.jpg</a><br />
<br />
Any ideas?]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 22:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62223-help-with-this-picture-please/</guid>
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		<title>Heineken advert</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62219-heineken-advert/</link>
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<a href='http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/roll.gif' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 17:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>So...</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62212-so/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Who here is male and owns and wears a pair of Uggs?<br />
<br />
I seem to recall a similar discussion taking place a few months ago, however have forgotten all about it.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 00:18:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A lad's holiday  - recommendations]]></title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62189-a-lads-holiday-recommendations/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Because me and my mates didn't plan any major holidays this year, we're definitely going to be heading off somewhere some time next year. <br />
<br />
So i'm bored and I know it's a bit early yet but Magaluf, Ayia Napa, Malia, etc are all being looked at. <br />
<br />
I know there's been lots of threads in the past like this but anyway. I know there's quite a few of you on here that are either going to Magaluf or have been there. <br />
<br />
I'm interested. Good to hear people's advice and stories etc. <br />
<br />
Any random stuff, I'd be interested to hear about. <br />
<br />
What was it like? How much did it cost you? Looking at people's stories and stuff online, there's been a lot of talk about people's stuff getting nicked. What's everyone's take on this? How much sleep do you think you got? Any good stories to tell? Last of all any recommendations? <br />
<br />
This is not just for anyone who's been to Magaluf or any of the other places above. Anyone feel free to chip in about holidays etc.  <br />
<br />
Cheers. <a href='http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 15:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Britian's biggest slag?]]></title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62173-britians-biggest-slag/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>London, Aug 13 (ANI): A 25-year-old British blonde has claimed that she has slept with as many as 5,000 men since losing her virginity at 16.<br />
<br />
Buzz up!<br />
Nikki Lee has had casual sex in nightclubs, alleyways, parks, cinemas and teen discos.<br />
<br />
<br />
She also boasted that she has gone on regular sex holidays, where she does 'it' in clubs, on beaches and on balconies.<br />
<br />
Lee has also kept a note of all her sex sessions in her own little red notebook - and scored each man out of ten.<br />
<br />
"I put a star beside the lads who were best in bed. By the time I was 18, I had moved out of home and in with friends and there were nearly 800 in my book," the Sun quoted the beauty therapist from Essex as telling Love It! Magazine.<br />
<br />
By the time she was 21 she had noted 2,289 men.<br />
<br />
"Plenty of men have notches on bedposts, so why couldn't I have my own packed little red book?" she said.<br />
<br />
On one holiday to Ibiza, she claimed she had sex with four men in one night.<br />
<br />
"I just have two rules: no men who belong to someone else and only safe sex. Apart from that, pretty much anything else goes.<br />
<br />
"I have now slept with more than 5,000 blokes. Some of my mates think I need to get help for sex addiction.<br />
<br />
"But if I am a sex addict, I am enjoying it and don't want to be cured," Lee said.<br />
<br />
Sex and behaviour expert Dr Pam Spurr said she was shocked Nikki had slept with so many men.<br />
<br />
She said: "It is technically possible, but emotionally very dangerous.<br />
<br />
"Detaching all your feelings and sleeping with strangers could leave you psychologically damaged. I can't see where the fun ends or begins."<br />
<br />
<a href='http://news.oneindia.in/2010/08/13/britblonde-25-claims-she-has-slept-with-5000-men.html' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://news.oneindia.in/2010/08/13/britblonde-
25-claims-she-has-slept-with-5000-men.html</a>
</div></div><br />
<br />
OK, first off if it's true she's one almighty slag. Secondly though, over 5,000 blokes in about 9 years? One bloke a night, every night for 9 years only comes to about 3,300, over 5,00 blokes would be getting on for two every night. She must have had nights when she was poked by half a dozen different blokes or else had many a ménage a trois.....or she's lying out of her arse. Bet her parents are mightily proud of her boast to the British public, true or otherwise.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 09:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Obesity</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62132-obesity/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Obesity...it has become one of the major problems of our society. Why? Because people don't have time to cook healthy food and prefer the fast food. But I have also figured out another thing. Nowadays, it is much more difficult for us to maintain fit than it was in the past. Because I don't think that in the past there were so many people going to the gym and keeping diets...though, they weren't neither fat, nor obese. What do you think about this? Have you or somebody close to you had this type of problem?]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 22:08:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Spain</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62121-spain/</link>
		<description>Anyone know the difference in prices over there? Food and alcohol mainly.</description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 15:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>David Pleat quotes</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62116-david-pleat-quotes/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/roll.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':roll:' /><br />
<em class='bbc'><br />
<br />
"Craig Bellamy definitely runs faster forwards than he runs backwards"<br />
<br />
<br />
“It was wild and handsome, high and handsome”<br />
<br />
Pleat: “The Swedish only have ten minutes to do something should they want to stay in the competition”<br />
Clive Tyldesley: “There’s still 26 minutes left of the match”<br />
Pleat: “Oh dear I forgot to put my watch back to Swiss time”<br />
<br />
“He's a very young, fresh-faced player, well he's not that young actually, 26 or 27, fresh-faced though, looks like he has just come out of college”<br />
<br />
“With eight minutes left, the game could be won in the next five or ten minutes”<br />
<br />
“They are trying to walk the ball in by heading it”<br />
<br />
“They're changing some of the midget gems in midfield”<br />
<br />
“There we see the little man trying to scratch the big man”<br />
<br />
“Sergio Ramos was an expensive addition to Spain”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Moutinho using his weight there - all 5’ 7” of it”<br />
<br />
"The Dutch will be wary of the big lad pulling off at the back post"<br />
<br />
"Brian McBride is pound for pound as good as any of the top strikers in the Premiership"<br />
<br />
"This will be the first time we will be two thirds of the way through the match"<br />
<br />
"Great save by Michael Carrick" (on Cech saving from Carrick)<br />
<br />
"I'm not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion's League, but it's definatly 10 million euro"<br />
<br />
"Here we see Tevez's little curly one"<br />
<br />
"The ball is tied to his feet, but where's the string?"<br />
<br />
"Giuly's only 5'6 he's not very tall for a winger"<br />
<br />
Clive Tyldesly: "Well, we have a Spanish referee for this all English encounter"<br />
Pleat: "Yes, well it is hot"<br />
<br />
"Carrick will be the deepest of the threesome"<br />
<br />
"He wasn't really trying to score with that shot"<br />
<br />
Clive Tyldesley: "This wont be United's biggest win in Europe. They actually won a game 10-1"<br />
Pleat: "I remember that as a young man, against Anderlecht, wasn't it?"<br />
Tyldesley: "It was in 1903, David"<br />
<br />
"Marseille needed to score first, and that never looked likely once Liverpool had taken the lead"<br />
<br />
"I would take advantage of this and make the wall stand the full 10 metres back"<br />
<br />
''Ive just noticed something interesting, the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on"<br />
<br />
"Giggs is enjoying himself in the middle of the threesome"<br />
<br />
Clive Tyldesley: "David, whats your prediction for the match?"<br />
David Pleat: "Good evening everyone, a lovely night for football"<br />
<br />
<br />
''Carrick has got all the ingredients in his recipe''<br />
<br />
"Ronaldo draws a lot of comparisons with George Best, the incomparable George Best"<br />
<br />
"The Greek commentators are going mad, and they're standing in front of us. Sit down!"<br />
<br />
"He's a water carrier, a hard worker, a bit of a dog... a ferret"<br />
<br />
"I think they'll have to throw the kitchen sink at them now a bit. Maybe not the whole sink, with all the plumbing - maybe just the taps for now"<br />
<br />
"He's a local favourite, born and bred in Salford" (On Cardiff-born Ryan Giggs)<br />
<br />
"They’ll be happy with that, but they'd be more happy if it went in"<br />
<br />
"Zola's got two feet"<br />
<br />
"We just ran out of legs"<br />
<br />
"At this moment there is not a problem at this moment"<br />
<br />
"I was inbred into the game by my father"<br />
<br />
"There's a little bit of a South American touch, if that's not Irish, about this European side, Portugal"<br />
<br />
"He's got a brain under his hair"<br />
<br />
"And the steam has gone completely out of the Spanish sails"<br />
<br />
"I've seen some players with very big feet, and some with very small feet"<br />
<br />
"A game is not won until it is lost"<br />
<br />
"Stoichkov is pointing at the bench with his eyes"<br />
<br />
"Our central defenders, Doherty and Anthony Gardner, were fantastic and I told them that when they go to bed tonight they should think of each other"<br />
<br />
"There's Thierry Henry, exploding like the French train that he is"<br />
<br />
"If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I'm sure that they would be interested in these two Russians"</em>]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 13:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tipping?</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62112-tipping/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[So apparently American's tip Pizza delivery boys?<br />
<br />
Who do you tip?<br />
<br />
I only ever tip at a restaurant, simply because I've grown up around doing it. Though from now on unless the waiter or waitress is serving my food whilst doing a hand stand, they can fuck right off.]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 11:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Making plans</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62057-making-plans/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[This topic is about how do you feel about making plans. Anxious? Sad? Careless? <br />
<br />
Well…one year ago I was feeling anxious. I simply couldn’t live without making plans, think about the future. But since my grandpa died (last summer), I have completely renounced at the idea of making plans, because I had witnessed how easy they can dash. <br />
<br />
I and my parents made a lot of plans last summer. We were planning to visit my grandpa and go together at picnics, taking strolls in parks, taking sun-baths… He did suffer from a heart disease, but he was managing to keep it under control throughout medication. So nobody was expecting him to die. On 8<sup class='bbc'>th</sup> august, in the morning, my mother talked to him at telephone and everything was just so fine. We were planning to leave on 9<sup class='bbc'>th</sup>, the next day. At 6 p.m when my mother called him again on the telephone…nobody answered. It was awful and this event broke our hearts. In just half a day, our plans (especially my parents’ plans for the summer) end up in smoke. <br />
<br />
Beside that, there were other cases when all my plans end in smoke. And sometimes it seems that the bigger your plans are, the stronger the failure will be. Though I don’t want to be pessimistic. That’s why nowadays I don’t make long time plans, and I prefer to live every day the best I can. <br />
<br />
]]></description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 15:32:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Business cards</title>
		<link>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/62016-business-cards/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[If i want to get/make some good looking business cards, where's the best place to do so? Just wondering if anyone has any tips..  <a href='http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/thumbsup.gif' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
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